The Drunk One... I have thought of putting together a collection of short stories, but who would publish such a thing? The Advocate? I try for the humorous touch most of the time, although I have had some tender--very tender--moments that I could tell about... One night I was heading South on the main highway between San Diego and the South Bay with Tijuana at the end. I very nearly ran over a very young Marine hitchhiking. I stopped and to give him a lecture and a lift. He turned out to be very drunk, and said he was on his way to T Town. I told him that in his condition he would be arrested at the border (true) and that I was afraid to let him out on the highway because he might get hit. Finally I told him that the only reasonable solution was to take him to my apartment and let him sleep it off... He then asked me if I would try to seduce him... I said, "Not unless that is what you want." He began talking about sex and how I would treat him, sounding very scared. Finally it came to me that what he was afraid of was that I would take him home, give him a fast blow job, then throw him out like a used paper napkin. Although I reassured him that that was not my intention, he was terribly afraid of the possibility that that was what would happen... We we got to my apartment he was on the point of passing out from booze and fear so I helped him undress and put him to bed. I followed him to bed and put my arm around him, pulling him close and just held him. As he began to relax, he snuggled closer, then put his face in the hollow of my neck, and began to cry. I held him and comforted him as well as I could until he cried himself to sleep. In the morning I took him to his base... There had been no sex, and I felt good about the experience... --