Archive-name: Humour/carwomen.txt Archive-author: Archive-title: 15 Reasons Why Cars are Better then Women 1. You can always turn on a car. 2. You are always in the driver's seat. 3. You can drive a car anywhere. 4. You can share a car with your friends. 5. The car will always do what you make it do. 6. You can always buy a new one if you want to. 7. A car doesn't complain about lack of attention. 8. If a car breaks down, you can always fix it up right. 9. A car doesn't mind if you drive around in other cars. 10. There's enough room in a car for 4 to 6 people. 11. You can swear at a car, up and down, and it won't get offended. 12. If you kick a car, it will still run strong. 13. You can toot a car's horn anytime and it won't get upset. 14. You can feed a car and it will go as far as it can for you. 15. A car won't give you any suprises no matter how many times you get in and out of it. Remember: Man's equivalent of a woman's diamond ring is a car. --