Interview with a Fluffer Q. "Clarissa", I want to thank you for agreeing to do this interview with me. I think a lot of my readers will be very curious to hear about your experiences in the industry. First of all, can you describe what is involved in your job for me? A. Hi Leah, first of all, no problem, I am looking forward to talking about what I do. It sure is a weird-ass job but someone's gotta do it. Well, so a fluffer is a girl who works in the porn industry, or sometimes a guy I guess, and her job is to, basically to keep the guys hard. You know filming takes a lot of time, sometimes they need to move the camera or to fix the lighting or the sound or some shit like that, there can be big gaps between takes, and the guy needs to be ready to go. Like when the take starts he needs to be 100% hard, or else it's wasting everyone's time, and basically that's my job, that's up to me to sort him out. Q. So what do you do for the guys, for the porn stars you work with I mean. A. Basically I give them hand jobs or suck their dicks. Q. Right. Actually, I could never figure out why the stars would need help to stay up. I mean, they're looking at an attractive woman, naked, they're about to have sex with her, OK, I know the camera is rolling, which could be a turnoff I guess, but presumably they're used to that if they're in the industry... A. Oh, you'd be surprised. These guys have to fuck a lot, sometimes in pretty uncomfortable positions, lots of floodlights pointing at them, it's all a bit clinical. It can be really hard for them to stay hard (laughs). It takes a really good blow job to keep them up and I give a fantastic blow job. If I say so myself. Look, if a guy's looking at a totally naked porn star, she's really hot as most of them are, and he's totally about to fuck her in like, six different ways, and even with all that he can't keep his erection, well it takes a pretty mean blow job to get him up. Q. It sounds like you get some satisfaction out of your job, at least. A. Yeah, I wouldn't do it if I didn't like it. I love sex. Now I know all the female stars in the industry say that, and half of them, at least half in my opinion, are full of shit, and actually they hate having sex on camera, they just do it for the money and because they don't know how to do anything else, but I genuinely love sex, and you can trust me because I don't have a public image to maintain, my face is never on camera. Q. Don't you find it embarrassing to, to give hand jobs and so on, in front of the whole cast and crew? A. I find it hot. What you have to understand is that being a fluffer is really hot, if you are quite sexually submissive, and I am very sexually submissive. Like, you spend your day with these big hunky guys, a lot of them are very good looking and pretty much all of them have enormous cocks. And your job is to go down on them whenever they snap their fingers. Whenever anyone tells you to. And it's not like they say, "oh, could you please do me a favor, I need some help here," no, they just say, like, "come here" or "you, suck me", or they don't say anything at all, they just grab you and push your head down on it. And they don't even care about you, they're totally focused on the female actors, or more likely about how they look on camera or what they're going to have for lunch. You are just a walking sex toy out there, nothing more than that. I find that hot. I think most fluffers do. Otherwise they would go work at Wal-Mart or some shit. Q. You must have some good techniques. A. I have some great techniques. I personally get the most mileage out of oral. It's certainly different from normal sex, you don't have time to play around. Zero foreplay. Normally if I was with my boyfriend I would be tickling it and flicking my tongue across the head and blowing on his balls and playing with ice cubes and this kind of buildup, but on set I don't have time, I don't normally give throat, I prefer to use my tongue and lips on the sensitive parts of the head, but if I have to I will look the guy in the eye and swallow his dick and bob a bit. Sometimes I don't have much choice. You have got to remember these guys are maybe 4, 5 inches soft, but they grow to eight, nine, ten inches in a very short period of time. It just swells up like a balloon and if you are not careful it's halfway down your throat. It's quite scary in a sexy sort of way. My nightmare is not being able to get the guy's wang out of my mouth. They get so big. Anyway, the other thing I would normally do for my boyfriend is to tickle around his ass, finger him if he likes that, but of course you can't do that on set, so instead I reach round behind his balls and stimulate his prostate from the outside, that is very important I find. Q. What happens if you make him cum by accident? A. That never happens. If it does happen it's totally his fault. He should say if he's getting close. Q. But it does happen? A. It's happened to me once or twice. It's totally not my fault. Once I was giving a guy a handjob and suddenly he groans and says, "I'm going to blow," and I thought, shit. Well I was dammed if I was going to make it any easier for him after that, so I pointed his dick up in the air and it went off fucking everywhere. I mean, cum was totally all over, it was on the bed, on the walls, I think even the camera caught a couple of loads. Everyone was laughing their asses off, but I think he got in trouble later. Q. Do you practice safe sex? A. Fuck, no. No one's gonna wait while you put a condom on the guy, every time you work on him, and take it off afterwards. No, you take it how it comes. Even fresh out of the girl. Q. Eww! A. Oh, I love it. I like how girls taste, I have a definite bi streak. Come on, the guy pulls it out of her and he gives it to you, it's nine inches long, it's covered in porn slut pussy juice, it's covered in his pre cum too, I have to suck it clean before the next take, well it doesn't get any better than that. Sometimes they stay in position, like if it's a hard position to get in or out of, like hammer style or double vaginal, well you're sucking his dick and her pussy is like one inch in front of your face, smells like sex and it's still open where he's been slamming it, I fucking love that. I'm sorry, am I shocking you? ...No? Anyway these guys are all tested for STDs so it's pretty safe. ...I draw the line at A to M though. Ass to mouth. ...Not that I always get given the choice. A guy has to be 100% hard to fuck an ass, any less and he just can't get it in, and the best way to keep that 100% erection, is to watch a pretty girl suck the ass juice off his dick. Q. I see... My next question was, do you have some special techniques for guys, when your ordinary ones don't work? A. Oh, absolutely. Every guy is different and every one needs something different. If they like tits I take my top off. If they like ass I drop my pants. My bikini bottoms if I'm wearing a bikini. If they like to feel like they're in charge, and most of them do, I kneel at their feet like a serving girl. Hell, I like to feel like they're in charge too. For handjobs I usually straddle their lap. Facing them, so no one else can see what I'm doing. Most of these guys have pricks long enough to reach my tits from there so I lean forwards and give them a bit of a titty fuck. Or I can whisper in their ear. I have one or two secret things I say to give them a boost. Q. What do you say? A. (laughs) I'm not gonna tell you, or it won't be a secret any more! Q. Go on, tell me just one thing. A. Oh, all right... I say, like, "I'm going to meet you in your changing room after the shoot and swallow your cum." Or, "I want you to give that whore the fucking she deserves. Don't go easy on her!" Q. That's pretty hot. A. That sort of thing, anyway. Q. You said earlier you have a bisexual streak. A. I totally do. Q. I don't suppose the female actors have much need for a fluffer girl (laughs). A. You'd be surprised. Some of them do use a fluffer, actually. Q. Really? A. Really. See, some of the female actors, they don't get aroused on set. They just take their money and go home to their family. But some do get aroused, in fact they don't want to work any other way, they say it makes it more comfortable. Q. So do you help them out, Clarissa? A. Actually I have fluffed for a girl in the past, yes. It's kinda the same in some ways, but totally different. A girl can lose her erection, lose her level of arousal, really fast. You have to be right in there and licking her pussy or using a vibe or giving her the finger or whatever she likes, right away. Sometimes they ask you to use a dildo on them, it means their pussy stays open while they wait round, or a butt plug if they're doing anal. ... Another thing that's different, is that it's no problem if you make her cum. In fact it can be a good thing, it helps her muscles relax. Q. They really do orgasm on set, then? A. Some of them do, absolutely. My friend told me about this star, she actually had to calm her down and stop her cumming. I think she may have been using some kinda pills, and she kept going off, and she wasn't listening to the director, and the guy said he was gonna cum too if she kept doing it. Q. What did your friend do? A. She tried to distract her, didn't work, tried doing stuff like biting her nipples and pinching her clit, she seemed to be getting off on that even more, so she went off to get some water to throw on her, but when she came back they'd started filming again I think. Q. I'm intrigued by this... female to female fluffing. A. Oh yeah, some of them love it. I remember once seeing a starlet sitting back with three fluffers hanging off her, one sucking each tit and one between her legs, she was loving it. The cameraman wanted to film them cos they were way hotter than the actual shoot, but the director wouldn't let him. Q. Right... So, who are your most difficult clients? A. Definitely the shemales. My company does quite a bit of shemale work. Q. Shemales, male to female transexuals? A. Right, trannies, always male to female I guess. A lot of guys have a thing for them, chicks with dicks, I don't know why women don't get turned on the same way by the idea of female to male transexuals. Hell, I do. Q. You do? A. I do, long standing fantasy of mine. I meet a handsome guy, not big built but nice bod, tight, we dance, he treats me real good, makes me feel like a princess, he takes me home and of course he turns out to be a she, she makes me suck her pussy, her tits, we spend the whole night together. Mm... Anyway trannies are hopeless, lots of female hormones but no testosterone. Very difficult to keep them up. Fortunately most of them are gay so it's not my job.