AN ESSAY ON THE DELICACY OF DICK

ThereÕs no finer desert to accompany a banquet of love making 
than the rich, creamy custard of a manÕs cum.  Dick is best 
when served piping hot and baked to a petrified firmness.   
One of few delicacies, Southern Fried Chicken being another, 
for which one can abandon all dining decorum, dick is appreciated 
most by connoisseurs and connoisseuses of fine fucking.

So great is the visual pleasure of seeing oneÕs dining companion 
licking the succulent fluid which has risen from deep beneath 
oneÕs pleasure pole and spurted all over his or her face, hands, 
and self, while he or she licks fingers sticky with cream, that 
one can find no end to the desire to repeat this dining experience.

Though dick can be served as a complimentary desert, it makes a 
fine appetizer as well.  The main course to follow will be enhanced 
by the opening act.  Many more folks find a simple meal consisting 
solely of dick satisfying in the utmost.  That rich, thick filling 
which spouts forth from the well-prepared member is the creme de la 
creme of pudding-filled pastry.

There has been much said on the consumption of dick.  Notably, 
that written on the subject in the sex manual of all times, The 
Kama Sutra, speaks of the consumption of dick, but most favorably 
in the 69 position (called the crow therein).  If this fine delicacy 
is not on your libidinal menu, it is never too late to encorporate it 
as a mainstay.  It can only enhance your daily meals and increase 
your appetite for such dainty delicacies.