I've Got Huge Tits! [a mocking of spam]

to become hard . . . and much, much bigger!

I didn't really have anything to do with this. It is all the work of my
ex-boyfriend. He had this thing for transexuals, so he talked me into
getting this cock implanted. Had that done in Mexico, it cost a lot but he
paid and the place was filthy. I was much happier with the Cuban guy. He
seemed very happy to get the soap. Said there was a shortage there or
something. Anyhow, my ex-boyfriend was also into virtual reality. He said
getting a full VR suit would cost too much, so he had all these electrodes
put into my muscles and stuff. They all go to this computer on my back. He
can connect to it by radio and know the position of my muscles and also
control them. I hate him for that and that's why I dumped him, but I still
can't get this thing off me. I am waiting for the batteries to die.

Lisa took the cockhead out of her mouth, closed her eyes and rubbed
the meaty pole on her face and then her beautiful breasts.

Yeah, I should have mentioned that. The dick is sewn on between my breasts.
When it is shrivelled it fits pretty well into a bra, but that is not too
often. That's another reason I'm glad my breasts are styrofoam.

She slid the bloated head on
her nipples until they became erect. And all the while the cock
became bigger and bigger.

This is a real pain in the ass dick, I don't know where my ex got it. Sure
puts his meat to shame though. Heh. This thing is black like the ace of
spades which looks weird against my pale european skin. It's also
uncircumsized and, man, that's a fucking chore. If I don't clean it starts
to smell and if I do clean it, it stiffens up and looks so stupid. It will
stay that way for hours sometimes. It is embarassing trying to explain this
thing to guys in bars. I suppose it wouldn't be so bad if I could get it in
my cunt, but it's too far up for that.

She got up and got a container of lubricant and went back to her
work. Lisa applied a generous amount to the end of buck's cock and
began coating the shaft of the pole.

Really I just use the lubricant to keep my hands soft. I can't feel a thing
from meatpole so I really don't care what it gets out of these handjobs.

When she had about 12" of his dick lubricated she removed one slick
hand and slid 2 of her fingers into her steaming cunt and strummed
her clit with her thumb.

I got to admit, it is a pretty good looking piece of meat. I really wish it
was growing out of my ex's chin or something. To get tongued and fucked at
once would be great. And he could fistfuck himself all the while. Anyway, I
do sometimes get hot staring at this permanent titfuck he left me with. My
chest is now an object de art I can masturbate to.

Lisa slowly rocked back on the wiggling fingers in her cunt and
spent several long moments in increasing waves of pleasure.

I, at least, know how to keep myself satisfied even with something as small
as my fingers. Too bad that wanker didn't.

Her left hand was full of a slick black cock of enormous
proportions, quickly slipping over the fat head and down its length.

I swear, I think he can feel what this dick feels. I can't imagine why else
he'd want me tire my wrists so often over it. Maybe I should wear gloves and
jerk it off with hot pepper sauce sometime. That'd fuck with his little
virtual fuck session big time.

And she slid two more fingers of her left hand deep into her cunt.
Oh, yeah!

Might as well make the best of it.